Saturday, April 14, 2007

Shocking Breaking News

Becky Rogers (22) and John Phillips (23) of UK have cited 'growing apart' as the reason for the break up of their one year relationship. With this news the FTSE100 is expected to open with significant losses on Monday morning with the shockwaves passing through Europe and eventually hitting US markets. While a young couple breaking up is clearly extra ordinary news the Prime Minister's office has asked the country to remain calm. Tony Blair is thought to have consulted President Bush who was unavailable for comment given pretzel related difficulties. The cabinet's Cobra committee is ready to meet to discuss any further ramifications of this crisis.

Meanwhile all normal people mourn the passing of hope that we still have serious news output in UK.

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